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Friday, December 12, 2008

MAKE HALF DOLLAR A DAY ONLINE USING OUR SECRET METHOD !!!

Someone says that good blog is beast who demand fresh food every day. Until now it really looks like. It s already time for new article and we have only 120 unique visitors. Luckily this is not our hobby because it will look like total wasting of time but since it is business we feel ok about. It s just that we are curious about will anyone consider this job like a GREAT! opportunity if we put an ad like this:

click here for:
"GREAT JOB OFFER!!!
WORK FROM HOME - 100% FREE !!!
START MAKING MONEY ONLINE !!!
earn almost half dollar per day !!!"

Well, marketing is a powerful thing... Who knows, if we include some REAL people testimonials, something really successful, like "Oh, i couldn't believe it when i wake up and i found out that i had 3 clicks and that i made 66 cents online. I was soooo happy...!"

Hmmm... Even with fake REAL people testimonials sound like a crap.
Never mind it's just few days since blog start and it would be stupid to make any conclusions. Beside we believe in what we do and we are stronger then ever. WE KNOW WE CAN DO IT!!!
We follow instructions of great online money making gurus, then implement all 5 SECRETS that we got for FREE!!! (worth exactly 47$) from Mister Alvin Phang and then we went even further. We have nice funny picture and we are not shame to admit that we went so far that we use feng-shui system when choosing colours for page. What do you say NOW Mister Alvin and friends??? You never go so far! So if you make 10 dollars we will make 2o! And please, look at the picture on top of the page. You think it s just because it s somehow connecetd with blog title and because it s funny??? BEEEEEEP!!! THE ANSWER IS WRONG!!! It s because it s Chinese year of the mouse. So we have great teachers, chi energy is spreading in positive way what will directly produce flourishing of our blog and we have few 100% unique, handwritten articles. And yes, we believe they are ok, even funny sometimes. So what's the problem then???
Problem is that we still have very low traffic. Actually it s miracle that we have any traffic at all. It can be good sign?!? Do you know why?
It s because our or your blog is just a drop in the ocean. Of course we could tell you that before you made blog but would you stay with us if we did???. Come on be honest. Will you stay with us if we told you like :"Hey, we have something great to propose you. Why you don t make a blog. It means you sit and write for hours and hours and hours and then you publish this on your blog and then.....and then nobody come to read your page."
So yes my friend, you are just a drop in the Ocean, an atom in Universe and you desperately need traffic on your blog same as we.
What to do now???

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!!!






Wednesday, December 10, 2008

HOW TO MAKE BLOG? - 5 TOP SECRETS

Of course, we will not explain to you how to make a blog. There is so much information about it available on line. But, we will make the whole story shorter, so please read this to the end because it will save your time.
There are many places where you can start your blog for free, but maybe the most simple way is here, on the blogger. You will need to open a google account. We suggest to think a little bit about it before you just type any name. You will need to type so many times that e-mail name, the passwords, the username and the further blog URL that you can not even imagine right now. So select something easy to remember, the shortest you can and try to stick on the same password everywhere you register later on. Believe us, it will be very very useful in the future. How do we know??? As you can see our name is greatinternetswindle.
Never mind, our password is even longer. Stupid way to punish yourself.

After about 1 hour "easy, simple 3 steps and 1 minute registration" is done.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Now you are a proud owner of a blog.
It's a question of time and the money will start dropping on your account. Be honest, where are you right now??? Bahamas? Maldives? Cancun? Driving porch? Moving to Beverly Hills? Gambling in Las Vegas? Sorry, but too early for dreams. It's time for some real action.
Let's see what the famous blogging guru Alvin Phang has to say about how to make a successful blog: 5 powerful secrets that will bring you to the blogger elite, straight to the top.
Are you ready?
Well, you better be because when you hear these secrets your dream might become true and sometimes it could be difficult if you are not ready for your dream.

So what does Mister Alvin have for us???
Mister Alvin started his teaching like all other famous teachers during history by posing a question. It's a difficult one and you need to choose the right answer in order to continue, so be careful.
Mister Alvin asks you :"Would You Like To Work Part Time And To Earn Full Time Income At The Comfort Of Your Own Home?"

Ok, if your answer is something like :"no I would prefer to work full time and earn half time income on some shitty, ugly, cold , polluted, humid and dirty place" sorry. You are not cut for this job.
On the other hand if your answer is yes , then you are just the right person according to Mister Alvin.

Here are his TOP 5 SECRETS to blogging:

Secret no 1. CONTENT IS KING

And then, the good old Al just can't believe that you can hear or understand him well so quickly, because the information he gave you was very secret and unpredictable. So he tells you - "Yes, you hear me right." It probably means: no, I am not crazy and I don't tell lies - Content is king.
"Content is the most important in creating any blog. Without good content, will readers actually bother to come back to read your site......"
WOW!!! What a secret. We would never figure out something like that by ourselves. Anyway, we chose to go straight to the top and not to take any risk, so we decided to have a similar content as Mister Alvin's. Clever, isn't it?

Secret no.2 FIND A GOOD NICHE TOPIC

Thanks for this Al. We did the best we could.

Secret no.3 FORUMS
"Go to forums. Join communities that are related to your topics. Put your signature link to forum postings... this will give you free traffic from visiting forum members."

How many of them??? A hundred a thousand, dozens of thousands??? To me it looks like he wanted to have 5 secrets but he actually has only 4 . That's why he put this one. But he inserted it in the 3rd place because Mister Alvin knows that we are too stupid to figure out how he clever is.

Secret no.4 INSTAL FEEDBURNER

-"If you have a blog and you are not getting indexed by Google you must install FeedBurner to your site. FeedBurner will help you announce to search engines what you have posted on to your blog." http://www.feedburner.com/

Well this information is more useful then the real secret, but ok Al, go on. We follow You and we are ready to count the money. You are the shepard.

Secret no 5. REGISTER WITH TECHNORATI.COM

Submit your blog to Blog Search Engine. One very famous Blog Search Engine you must know is http://www.technorati.com/
Mister Alvin says it's VERY useful and we do believe him. We are just curious to know wher's the secret, if we already know about it. In fact, Mister Alvin says "you must know". Not such a big secret, but all right.

Good old Al, he is really crazy because he shares these informations with us for FREE!!! But on the other hand he knows the price. That's strange, if You ask us. Because he gives us this secrets for free, but he says that they are worth exactly 47$. Not 46, not 48, exactly 47$. But yes we are lucky bastards and we've got it for free. Now, we give these fabulous secrets also for FREE. Can you believe it???

AND THAT'S NOT ALL!!!

Mister Alvin is a rich man and he judges the value in a different way than we do. So, maybe in his world these informations are 47 $ worth. But for us??? For us it's much more. It's at least 99$.
So, we are even more crazy than Mister Alvin Phang. Compared to us he is a pussy. He has more then we do and he gives less.

One more reason to stay with us

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

EUREKA!!!

Ok. It's though time again. Some wars are ending but many more are starting, mother Earth is screaming for help, rock& roll is dead and businessmen are drinking your wine. Your pocket is mostly empty and you desperately need some extra money. And it also means an extra job.
What should you do?
Eureka!
You're gonna make money online!
And you are thinking the right way. I mean, why not? So many people have already made money that way!
Then you will ask yourself a question like: "Am I really smart, skilled and good enough to make money online?"
Well, maybe you are not the best one, but please believe me, you are not the most stupid person in this job. There are so many potential candidates for that prestige title on the web and most probably you are just too far away to enter the real competition. It means that you really need to have talent for that.

After our last phrase your Ego is supposed to feel pleasantly relaxed and safe so that we can continue.

What are you gonna do first?
Very probably, the same as we did, you will try to find some information online. Correct? Please remember that moment very well and start counting the time you've spent for such a purpose.
What happens then?
Let's say you are searching for "make money online" on Yahoo! You literary have more then 2 billion potential results. For other relevant keywords is more or less the same . And all this people are telling same to you about making money online: it s quick and instant, it s easy, it s huge amount of money, it s absolutely FREE!, that's job you can do it from home in free time and that any idiot can do it. But if you go little bit deeper it also means that you are idiot because you already don t make money online and that you supposed to be thankful and kiss their ass because they are so good to tell you everything about.
And GUESS? Thats not ALL.
ALL THAT ABSOLUTELY - 100% - FOR FREE!
Some of those people go really very far. They even tell you they are undertaking the risk because other people gonna think they are crazy because they give you huge number of so valuable informations for free. But what else they can do when they are soooo good harted persons? It s true they will also make some money but this come later.
Ok, you are in and you gonna give a try. What you can loose? Ok little bit of time maybe, but not too much since it s quick and instant money. But the rest looks like game. I mean just take a look on ads on this page. Everything is like in dream.
You choose few pages to see whats about, then few more pages and then some more.
To save your time you will come to the point that the best idea for beginer is to make a "BLOG"




Monday, December 8, 2008

WHO ARE WE AND HOW IT ALL STARTED

AS WE HAVE PROMISED BEFORE, HERE IS SOMETHING MORE ABOUT US AND ABOUT OUR PROJECT.

WHO ARE WE?

Ok, let's start. This is probably the only place on web that's connected with us and where we intend to be totally honest. After all, being honest is of primary importance and it will also give some style to this whole game we're playing. Today, we are rapidly enlarging a group of simple and normal people who are able to think for them selves and which hide under the name greatinternetswindle. And of course, we are here - just like you - because of the money!


BUT PLEASE, LET'S SPEAK HONESTLY! IT IS MUCH MORE THAN JUST MONEY !!!


HOW IT STARTED AND WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?

Everything started just a few months ago when some old friends met and decided to try making some money online. No, not big money like somebody may think. It was more like - "ok let's just make some beer and stuff money ".

Since nobody has ever had any previous experience in making money online, we therefore tried to follow informations given by some "famous money-making gurus" such as: Alvin Phang with his magic atomic blogging money maker, and another guy as well who thought it was so funny to call himself a "Rich Jerk"... And so on and so on...

And guess what? It is absolutely true when they say they are not telling you lies. They are telling you BULLSHIT.

I mean, yes, you can find many useful tips for blogers, shortcuts for beginners, improvements, and etc. by reading their material, but be sure about one thing:

ALL OF THEM ARE JUST SAYING BULLSHIT FROM THE VERY START. FIRST OF ALL, IT IS NOT EASY. SECONDLY, IT S NOT THAT QUICK. BUT THE LAST AND MAYBE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT IT IS DEFENITELY NOT FOR EVERYBODY.

Now, because we like it hard, and because we have all the time in the world we need and because we like to think that we are not just anybody, we're gonna stick to it and we're gonna MAKE SOME MONEY.

So just stay with us and you will get the BEST information you can get on making money online and what is the most important thing its going to be in real time.





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