HOW TO MAKE BLOG? - 5 TOP SECRETS

Of course, we will not explain to you how to make a blog. There is so much information about it available on line. But, we will make the whole story shorter, so please read this to the end because it will save your time.
There are many places where you can start your blog for free, but maybe the most simple way is here, on the blogger. You will need to open a google account. We suggest to think a little bit about it before you just type any name. You will need to type so many times that e-mail name, the passwords, the username and the further blog URL that you can not even imagine right now. So select something easy to remember, the shortest you can and try to stick on the same password everywhere you register later on. Believe us, it will be very very useful in the future. How do we know??? As you can see our name is greatinternetswindle.
Never mind, our password is even longer. Stupid way to punish yourself.

After about 1 hour "easy, simple 3 steps and 1 minute registration" is done.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Now you are a proud owner of a blog.
It's a question of time and the money will start dropping on your account. Be honest, where are you right now??? Bahamas? Maldives? Cancun? Driving porch? Moving to Beverly Hills? Gambling in Las Vegas? Sorry, but too early for dreams. It's time for some real action.
Let's see what the famous blogging guru Alvin Phang has to say about how to make a successful blog: 5 powerful secrets that will bring you to the blogger elite, straight to the top.
Are you ready?
Well, you better be because when you hear these secrets your dream might become true and sometimes it could be difficult if you are not ready for your dream.

So what does Mister Alvin have for us???
Mister Alvin started his teaching like all other famous teachers during history by posing a question. It's a difficult one and you need to choose the right answer in order to continue, so be careful.
Mister Alvin asks you :"Would You Like To Work Part Time And To Earn Full Time Income At The Comfort Of Your Own Home?"

Ok, if your answer is something like :"no I would prefer to work full time and earn half time income on some shitty, ugly, cold , polluted, humid and dirty place" sorry. You are not cut for this job.
On the other hand if your answer is yes , then you are just the right person according to Mister Alvin.

Here are his TOP 5 SECRETS to blogging:

Secret no 1. CONTENT IS KING

And then, the good old Al just can't believe that you can hear or understand him well so quickly, because the information he gave you was very secret and unpredictable. So he tells you - "Yes, you hear me right." It probably means: no, I am not crazy and I don't tell lies - Content is king.
"Content is the most important in creating any blog. Without good content, will readers actually bother to come back to read your site......"
WOW!!! What a secret. We would never figure out something like that by ourselves. Anyway, we chose to go straight to the top and not to take any risk, so we decided to have a similar content as Mister Alvin's. Clever, isn't it?

Secret no.2 FIND A GOOD NICHE TOPIC

Thanks for this Al. We did the best we could.

Secret no.3 FORUMS
"Go to forums. Join communities that are related to your topics. Put your signature link to forum postings... this will give you free traffic from visiting forum members."

How many of them??? A hundred a thousand, dozens of thousands??? To me it looks like he wanted to have 5 secrets but he actually has only 4 . That's why he put this one. But he inserted it in the 3rd place because Mister Alvin knows that we are too stupid to figure out how he clever is.

Secret no.4 INSTAL FEEDBURNER

-"If you have a blog and you are not getting indexed by Google you must install FeedBurner to your site. FeedBurner will help you announce to search engines what you have posted on to your blog." http://www.feedburner.com/

Well this information is more useful then the real secret, but ok Al, go on. We follow You and we are ready to count the money. You are the shepard.

Secret no 5. REGISTER WITH TECHNORATI.COM

Submit your blog to Blog Search Engine. One very famous Blog Search Engine you must know is http://www.technorati.com/
Mister Alvin says it's VERY useful and we do believe him. We are just curious to know wher's the secret, if we already know about it. In fact, Mister Alvin says "you must know". Not such a big secret, but all right.

Good old Al, he is really crazy because he shares these informations with us for FREE!!! But on the other hand he knows the price. That's strange, if You ask us. Because he gives us this secrets for free, but he says that they are worth exactly 47$. Not 46, not 48, exactly 47$. But yes we are lucky bastards and we've got it for free. Now, we give these fabulous secrets also for FREE. Can you believe it???

AND THAT'S NOT ALL!!!

Mister Alvin is a rich man and he judges the value in a different way than we do. So, maybe in his world these informations are 47 $ worth. But for us??? For us it's much more. It's at least 99$.
So, we are even more crazy than Mister Alvin Phang. Compared to us he is a pussy. He has more then we do and he gives less.

One more reason to stay with us